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You Are A Desi If :


You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there"
You might be a desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.
You might be a desi if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your parents fixed you up with.
You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.
You might be a desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with the freshie in the school.
You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a 2-bedroom apartment.
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