Nri English

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married: "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams: "Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree"!!

"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"

"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "

"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"

"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."

"Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A."
"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"