Advice to father thinking about whether he should
let his daughter continue her studies or get her
married: "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study
her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her."
Prof to students hanging around the corridors
during exams: "Do not revolve in the corridors in
front of the examinations"
An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
"Take an elephant of negligible weight"
Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and
pour a liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a
round bottom flask of any shape.. "
A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three,
don't under-stand the tree"!!
"Open the windows, open the windows, let the
climate come in"
"Open the doors of the window, and let the
atmosphere come in "
"You three, both of you kneel down together
"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying.
"Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A."
"Repeat again please!"
"Mistake became wrong!"