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Nri Jokes

A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Marwadi man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. "Have the police come yet?" the Marwari NRI as... more>>
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting beside a Telugu NRI.. Both were traveling to US. Telugu NRI : "Hello, May I know your n... more>>
Attendant at an NRI's restaurant: Is the curry ok? American Customer: Sure!! Go Ahead. But Just one song! ... more>>
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan One hand on steering wheel, one ha... more>>
You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub. You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags. You might be a desi if, yo... more>>
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet? Who took out the breeze of my cykill. He/she's my co-brother/sister! It's so hot! Please on the fan ... more>>
Bengali One Bengali is a poet Two Bengalis is a film society Three Bengalis is a political party Four Bengalis is two political parties Bihari ... more>>
You can be sure it is an NRI Desi chap when somebody: Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. Misses t... more>>
Software Engineer in India: A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue consulate visa line. Software Engineer in US... more>>
In India ... The guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good-looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back ther... more>>
He Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious). ... more>>
- In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. - In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant. - In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.... more>>
Forced Marriage- Getting green card in a month or so, should get married before that. Forced & Hurried Marriage- Getting green card in a month and yo... more>>
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