Nri Jokes

A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (... more>>
jas: caught her husband marky searching high and low all around his living room. Jas: What are you searching for? marky : Hidden camera! Ja... more>>
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Th... more>>
Advantages of Having a Beautiful Wife (For Desi NRIs) a) A beautiful girl is much easier to adjust to than an unattractive one. You will be much mo... more>>
8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin. 7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin. 6. Gambling is a... more>>
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is mul... more>>
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Bangalore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." T... more>>
10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste. 9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case. 8. You can't be... more>>
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside. 9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games. ... more>>
How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fifteen! Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to co... more>>
American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars. Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars. Pakistani Girl... more>>
A Bengali babu returns from China. Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ? Wife: No. Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?... more>>
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married: "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study ... more>>
You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub. You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags. You might be a desi if, ... more>>
An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took... more>>
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