A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest
friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (...
jas: caught her husband marky searching high and low all around his living room.
Jas: What are you searching for?
marky : Hidden camera!
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
Advantages of Having a Beautiful Wife (For Desi NRIs)
a) A beautiful girl is much easier to adjust to than an
unattractive one. You will be much mo...
8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.
7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.
6. Gambling is a...
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages
is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is mul...
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Bangalore.
He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese."
10. You think most Indian teenagers are pure and chaste.
9. You think everyone in the world knows about the O.J. Simpson case.
8. You can't be...
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games. ...
How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Fifteen! Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to co...
American Girl: When my grandfather died he left 10 million dollars.
Indian Girl: When my grandfather died he left 20 million dollars.
A Bengali babu returns from China.
Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?
Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?...
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her
studies or get her married: "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study ...
You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
You might be a desi if, ...
An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing.
When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took...