Manager First Say
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I
usually only grant three wishes,
so I'll give each of you one wish each."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the
sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my
Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says
to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the
office after lunch."