Law Firm Interview
There was a job opening in the country's most
prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to
Robert and Paul.
Both graduated magna cum laude from law school.
Both come from good families. Both are equally
attractive and well spoken. It's up to the senior
partner to choose one, so he takes each candidate
aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?
Only seconds after talking to them both, he
Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside after the
interview. "I don't understand why I was rejected.
When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer,
I said that I had the greatest respect for the
law, that I'd lay down my life for the
Constitution and that all I wanted was to do right
by my clients. What in the world did you tell
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands,"
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any
money in either of them!"