Ceo Means Business
The board of directors for a large company,
believing it was time for a shake-up, hires a new
CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
company of all slackers, so on a tour of the
facilities during his first day, the CEO notices a
guy leaning casually against the wall. The room is
full of workers and he wants to let them all know
he means business, and wasting time on the clock
is not acceptable. The CEO walks up to the guy and
asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him
and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO reaches into his wallet, hands the guy
$1,200 in cash, and screams, "Here's four weeks
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the
CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone
want to tell me what that goof-off did here aside
from standing around?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters, "That guy delivered our pizza."