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Manager Jokes

1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Good... more>>
A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes. The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson... more>>
A movement among anti establishment groups, like some factions of the neohippie movement, militant hippie movement,world reform movement,world wealth ... more>>
A movement that seeks to take over all the counties of the world and replace there governments with socialist, communist or anarchist ones ect. And... more>>
Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common aillengment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account i... more>>
Noun; A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong. A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality Worst. Bank. Ever. ... more>>
A dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. As a result, despite r... more>>
An apartment complex located on Honeywell Parkway, formerly known as Bankhead Highway. The area was notorious for drug and gang violence, but has sin... more>>
Receiving money for the purpose of saving it for an in definite period of time. A catchier derivative of money in the bank. Also pertaints to the use ... more>>
*An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank. As it turned out, they got a lot of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras. When they returned back ... more>>
*A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went i... more>>
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor ... more>>
A young Bank of America executive decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A we... more>>
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come i... more>>
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill ... more>>
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