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Manager Jokes

interviewer : why do you want to change your company candidate: my company relocate and don't inform me... more>>
How to get a promotion People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no w... more>>
My Boss Asked Me to start the presentation with a joke i attached payslip on the first slide... more>>
My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU dont hire stupid people... more>>
A junior in office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 minutes Boss Shouted: Do u know who you are talk... more>>
My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?" I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir". ... more>>
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric ... more>>
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. ... more>>
When design engineers get together they often talk about football. When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis. When top management meet... more>>
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they ... more>>
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... yo... more>>
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave hi... more>>
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and... more>>
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a p... more>>
A sportsman went to a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds, aided by a dog named Worker. The next year he returned and asked for Wor... more>>
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