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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is bett... more>>
A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note-books?" "Sorry," says the manager. ... more>>
A CEO has his business going well, but he's a bit worried. He decides to check the competence of his employees. The first person he meets is his as... more>>
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business... more>>
There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude fr... more>>
Mr. Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screa... more>>
The board of directors for a large company, believing it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of a... more>>
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter ... more>>
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I thin... more>>
A list of assessments written on annual job appraisals: 1. I would not allow this employee to breed. 2. This associate is really not so much of a ha... more>>
'Resumania' is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent company, to describe the unintentional bloopers that often appear ... more>>
Comment: AVERAGE Really Means: Not too bright. Comment: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED Really Means: Has committed no major blunders to date. Co... more>>
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: 1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experien... more>>
To be a 'Good professional', always start to study late for 'Exams'. Because it teaches how to manage 'Time' and tackle 'Emergencies'!! ... more>>
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority... more>>
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