interviewer : why do you want to change your company
candidate: my company relocate and don't inform me...
How to get a promotion
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no w...
My Boss Asked Me
to start the presentation with a joke
i attached payslip on the first slide...
My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU dont hire stupid people...
A junior in office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in
my cabin in 2 minutes
Boss Shouted: Do u know who you are talk...
My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"
I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir".
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric ...
Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months.
When design engineers get together they often talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet...
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... yo...
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The
manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave hi...
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go
for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and...
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a p...
A sportsman went to a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of
birds, aided by a dog named Worker. The next year he returned and
asked for Wor...