Marriage Proposal In Punjabi English
ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA.
RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS'
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself
in Lahore. Having seen your advertisement for
marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on
you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice
and big, six foot tall, and six inches long. My
body is filled with hardness, as because I am
working hardly. I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket,and I am a good batter
and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in
for balling, other batters start running.
Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at
everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. ladies, they are
saying I am nice and soft. Am always giving
respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies
to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not
having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am
not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every
morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping
like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If
you want you can come and see how much I am
pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my
pants is always open for you. I am such a nice
man, but still I am living with myself only. What
So I am taking things into my own hands
everyday... That is why I am pressing myself on
you, so that you will come in my house and my
things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I
will be loving you very hard every day.. fact, I
will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim. If you
are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I
will press you and press you until you come. So I
am placing my head between your nicely smelling
feet looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am
stiff with anticipation.
Yours and only yours
born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,