Bollywood And Bill Clinton
Clinton arrives in Mumbai and he gets so impressed
by Bollywood. He wants to be in Hindi movies and
he starts dreaming..
Bill was in the Oval office and he started singing
"Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by,
heard it and responded "Bill, Dhak dhak karne
laga, mora jiyorra darne laga", And Bill, brimming
with thrill, rushed and opened the door and
realized he is the President of the USA.
So he paused and looked at her like Ajay Devgan
from PTHHT. But Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's
song, and said, "Dil-Bill, Pyar Wyar, Main kya
He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb
and sang "Chori Chori jab nazzare mili, chori
chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi hai
Then he pulled her into his office and thought of
Aamir Khan in Ghulam -"Aankhon se tune ye kya keh
diya, Bill ye diwana machalne laga.." Monica
picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee
- "yeh kya hua, pehle to aisa hota na tha..."
Bill then closed the door with a mischievious
smile and sang "Hum tum ek kamre mein band hon aur
chaabi kho jaaye..." The rest is history. The poor
security guards outside could only hear the full
throated song from Dil Se, "Bill se, Bill se Bill
se, Bill to aakhir bill hain na..."
Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and
confessed about her affair - "Mera Bill bhi kitna
pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.."
Tripp recorded Monica's confessions and went to
legal eagle Kenneth Starr with her cassette and
screamed "Le gayee Bill, Lewinsky..paagal mujhe
kar diya". Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh kya
hua, kaise hua kab hua..." But Bill cleverly
interrupted and said "Oh chhodo, ye na poocho.."
But Starr persisted and sang "Jhoot bole kowaa
Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her
Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu.
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala,
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala
Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all, "Bill
kya kare jab kisi se kisi ko pyaar ho jaye...".,
to which Starr had a ready reply, "Aye Bill hai
mushkil jeena yahan, jara bach ke, jara hat ke,
yeh hai White House meri Jaan!"