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Hindi Jokes

Check out our hindi jokes collection, these hindi jokes will surely make you laugh
Santa: Doctor, Main subah 9 bajje uthta hoon to mujhe saans lene mein takleef hoti hai Doctor: Beta.. jaldi utha karo Kyunki saari Oxygen to bab... more>>
Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day. Husband came up with killer reply Dimaag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai !!!!! ... more>>
Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye Iske Faayde.. 1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega 2. Talaak ka mamla ghat... more>>
Pyar + khayal = Maa. Pyar + Dar = Papa. Pyar + Saath = Behan. Pyar + Ladai = Bhai. Pyar + Zindagi = GF Pyar + Masti = Friends Pyar+Khayal+Da... more>>
Unmarried Boy: Mujhe shaadi nahin karni, Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai!! Father: Kar le beta, Phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega, Aur baaki ... more>>
Santa ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Banta bola: Naya phone kab khareeda? Santa: Naya nahin, Girlfriend ka hai! Banta: Girlfriend ka phone kyu... more>>
Dono ke beech samaantayein:- 1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai! 2. Ghadi ki su... more>>
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ----------... more>>
Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya. Padosiyon ne poochha Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ? Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya LAST... more>>
In Jail.. Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai! Jailer: Kidhar? Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein.. Jailer: Abe Asar... more>>
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se. Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai' Traffic Policeman: Achchha theek hai. ... more>>
When your phone battery is on 1% ... and you are running for charger ... it is like ... tujhe kuch nahi hoga bhai. mei tujhe kuch nahi hone do... more>>
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai. Hum Kaha Jayenge ? . . . . . . . . . . . . Hus... more>>
Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui. Waiter: sir, kya loge? Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.. par chalo tum Jal-jeera h... more>>
Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Samne Gana Gaa Raha Tha, Ladka: 'Agar Main Kahoon Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai, Meri To Bus Yahi Chahat Hai To Kya Kahogi?' Lad... more>>
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