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Hindi Jokes

Check out our hindi jokes collection, these hindi jokes will surely make you laugh
Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day. Husband came up with killer reply Dimaag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai !!!!! ... more>>
Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye Iske Faayde.. 1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega 2. Talaak ka mamla ghat... more>>
Pyar + khayal = Maa. Pyar + Dar = Papa. Pyar + Saath = Behan. Pyar + Ladai = Bhai. Pyar + Zindagi = GF Pyar + Masti = Friends Pyar+Khayal+Da... more>>
Unmarried Boy: Mujhe shaadi nahin karni, Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai!! Father: Kar le beta, Phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega, Aur baaki ... more>>
Santa ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar Banta bola: Naya phone kab khareeda? Santa: Naya nahin, Girlfriend ka hai! Banta: Girlfriend ka phone kyu... more>>
Dono ke beech samaantayein:- 1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai! 2. Ghadi ki su... more>>
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ----------... more>>
Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya. Padosiyon ne poochha Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ? Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya LAST... more>>
In Jail.. Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai! Jailer: Kidhar? Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein.. Jailer: Abe Asar... more>>
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se. Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai' Traffic Policeman: Achchha theek hai. ... more>>
When your phone battery is on 1% ... and you are running for charger ... it is like ... tujhe kuch nahi hoga bhai. mei tujhe kuch nahi hone do... more>>
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai. Hum Kaha Jayenge ? . . . . . . . . . . . . Hus... more>>
Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui. Waiter: sir, kya loge? Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.. par chalo tum Jal-jeera h... more>>
Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Samne Gana Gaa Raha Tha, Ladka: 'Agar Main Kahoon Ke Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Hai, Meri To Bus Yahi Chahat Hai To Kya Kahogi?' Lad... more>>
Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: 'Arrey Itni Der Se Call Recieve Ky... more>>
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