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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ? Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, Father: Aur tum? Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, ... Father: Aur... more>>
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right ... more>>
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot... more>>
Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis... more>>
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off." ... more>>
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand me... more>>
One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secu... more>>
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer ... more>>
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$pera... more>>
A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this... more>>
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician sa... more>>
A man kills a DEER, cooks it & dsn't tel kid wat it is. He gives a clues - it something dat ur MOM calls me:) suddnly a Son Screams : koi mat khana,(... more>>
Long back, A person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called “SAINTS” But now they are called…... more>>
Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest appreciate him and told “From where you have learned to talk English?” ... more>>
An army soldier walks into his officer's room. To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir.... more>>
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