Three Guys In Heaven
Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the
pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are
forgiven because you're here. Before I let you
into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have
to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big.
What kind of car you get will depend on your
The first guy walked up and St. Peter asked him,
"How long were you married?" He answered, "24
years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", St.
Peter asked. The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times ... but
you said I was forgiven." St. Peter said, "Yeah,
but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to
The second guy walked up and got the same question
from St. Peter. He answered, "I was married for 41
years and cheated on her once, but that was our
first year and we really worked it out." St. Peter
said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a
The third guy walked up and said, "St. Peter, I
know what you're going to ask. I was married for
63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I
treated my wife like a queen!" St. Peter said,
"That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A few days later, the two guys with the Lincoln
and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar, crying
on the golden sidewalk. When they asked him what
was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife. She was
on a skateboard!"