A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came
upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".
At the base of the statue, a sign was displayed:
"Here lies Seymour Ruthenberg".
The tourist inquired of one of the locals how was
it possible an unknown had a name. The resident
replied, "As a soldier, that Seymour was pretty
much unknown, but as an accountant-Oy! He was