Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The
first guy says he froze to death, and the second
guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.
"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.
"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife
with another man. But when I searched the house, I
couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with
remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of
infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the
"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the
fridge, we'd both be alive right now."