Ramzan Mubarak, David!
Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert. One
is David, the other is Michael. They were dying of
hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an
oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a
mosque in the middle.
David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we
are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or
drink. I am going to call myself Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name, he said : "My
name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be
other than but what I am...Michael."
The Imam of the mosque received both well and
asked about their names.
David said : "My name is Mohammed."
Michael said : "My name is Michael."
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and
said : "Please bring some food and water for
Then he turned to the other and said: "Well
Mohammed, Ramzan Mubarak!"