President Clinton Died And Go To Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly
Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I
smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that
against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied,
but I didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter
replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you
someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call
it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite
period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.'
And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just
don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze