My Dog Don'T Bite
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in
overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies,
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog
begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the
jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the
yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog
The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."