Heaven Vs. Hell
One night, God visits a preacher.
The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven
God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the
best of everything. For example, the French are
the chefs, the Italians are the lovers, the
English are the policeman, the Germans are the
mechanics, and the Dutch are the politicians."
"What is Hell like?" he asks.
"Well," he sighs, "the French are the mechanics,
the Italians are the politicians, the English are
the chefs, the Germans are the policemen, and the
Dutch are the lover."