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An Alternative Medical Dictionary:

1. Artery - The study of paintings.
2. Barium - What Doctors do when patients die.
3. Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.
4. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
5. Colic - A sheep dog.
6. Dilate - To live long.
7 .Enema - Not a friend.
8.Fibula - A small lie.
9.Genital - Not a Jew.
10 .Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
11. Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.
12. Morbid - A higher offer. funny medical terms
13. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
14 . Node - Was aware of.
15 . Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
16. Post Operative - Letter carrier.
17. Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
18. Seizure - Roman Emperor.
19. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
20.Urine - Opposite of 'you're out'.
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