Why Girls Are So Complex
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the
World....!!! Though You Find Them Difficult Enough
If You Praise Her... She Thinks You Are
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing!
If You Agree To All Her Likes... You Are A Wimp
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding!
If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are
& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of
If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A
& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy!
If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her!
If You Attempt Doing Romance... She Says You
Didn't Respect Her!!!
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like
If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's
Hard To Wait !!!
& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's
If You Visit Another Man... You're Not Putting In
"Quality time" !!!
& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's
Natural, We are Girls"!
If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes
You Are Cold!!!
& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are
If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street...
You Lack Ethics!!!
& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men
Tactics For Seduction!
If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You
& If She Is Stared By Other Men... She Says that
they Are Just Admiring!
If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen!!!
& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk!
So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!
So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!
So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!!
So Damning... Yet So Wonderful!!!