Genetically Engineered Chicken
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a
back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed
that there was a three-legged chicken running
alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour.
The chicken was still keeping up. After about a
mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and
into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned
around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at
the door and when the farmer answered he told him
what he had just seen.
The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had
developed this breed of chicken because he, his
wife and his son each like a drumstick when they
have chicken and this way they only have to kill
That is the most fantastic thing I have ever
heard, said the salesman. How do they taste?
I donot know, said the farmer. We have never