Naughty kid: "Do you have a refrigerator"
Man: Yes, I have who are you?
kid: Is it Running?
Kid:"Get hold of it.......Otherwise it might...
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a
large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the app...
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN" You told me to do it without using
Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car??
Santa: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears an...
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He
tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President
From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M's Public
Relations Office relea...
Husband to wife - Today is a fine day.
Next day he says - Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing Today is a fine day.
Girl: What happened?
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
Boy: I'll ask you something... and...
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them ...
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my
mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 1...
Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest
appreciate him and told From where you have learned to talk English? ...
Please Don't Try This
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who i...
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them
Difficult Enough because....
If You Praise Her... She Thinks You ...