A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,
Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any
activities that ...
What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock tha...
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when
he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to
investigate. A few days later he received...
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The
assistant explains that they don't stock
them. The man insists that h...
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there
his teacher asked,"Why are you late little Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "My grandpa got bur...
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"
"Why did you w...
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the ...
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year of...
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
KID : Why some of ur hair are white dad?
DAD : Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white ..
KID : Now understand why grandpa's...
A guy calls up the radio station
"hi i'd like you to play the song "tu hai ke nahi" from the movie "ROY"
RJ:Nice choice, to whom would you like ...
Santa: Teacher Think That Im A God!
Santa: Whenever I Went To School.
You Come Again?...
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair o...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various
questions to the students. She asked Tom, 'Can you tell me a name of an a...