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Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that ... more>>
What makes a man think he's so great ? 1) He has a belly button that won't work. 2) He has tits that won't give milk. 3) He has a cock tha... more>>
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later he received... more>>
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that h... more>>
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there his teacher asked,"Why are you late little Johnny?" Johnny replied, "My grandpa got bur... more>>
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you w... more>>
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the ... more>>
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of... more>>
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." ... more>>
KID : Why some of ur hair are white dad? DAD : Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white .. KID : Now understand why grandpa's... more>>
A guy calls up the radio station "hi i'd like you to play the song "tu hai ke nahi" from the movie "ROY" RJ:Nice choice, to whom would you like ... more>>
Santa: Teacher Think That Im A God! Banta: What? Santa: Whenever I Went To School. Teacher Says "Oh God! You Come Again?... more>>
1. Catch a fly. 2. Put it in the freezer. 3. Wait 10 minutes. 4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead. 5. Pull out a strand of hair o... more>>
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny... more>>
It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, 'Can you tell me a name of an a... more>>
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