Wife to drunk husband: From now on,
if ur lips touch liquor
u will never touch my lips
Wife: Now What r u thinking??
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad unhappy ,one
of his father's hair turns white .....
Class Room is Like a Train
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded....
Kid: Dad give me a glass of water please.
Father: Go and get yourself.
Kid: No dad you give me.
Father: If you ask again, I ll slap you.
Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet and Talk To u. U Are The
father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya No Anu?No Pari? No Jasi?
A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His
Hand..After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???…Paining ???…No !!..The...
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don t even have a bid car
like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you
too, but tell me more about roh...
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
Where did you get such a great bike?
The second engineer replied, Well, I wa...
A Couple in art Gallery See a
Painting of a Girl Coverd with Leaves.
Wife Moves But Husband Keeps Gazing.
Wife: Till the end of summer Will...
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, a job & a big vehicle full
God replied: Your wish is fullfilled
He became a bus conducto...
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house
for an early afternoon quickie.
Don't worry," he assures her, My wife is ...
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says I
want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated
Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Boy: Hey, All The Best
Girl-Friend: All The Best To You Too
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
A woman was preparing eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said,
"CAREFUL! Put in some
Ek Ladki interview dene gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
tyres hote hain...??
Ladki : bike ! .
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike ;) chAlo