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Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Student: to "Ting" jaisa aavaj aayega. Sir gusse se: Kyu ?? Student... more>>
Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got? Nitish: 2 seats. Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to d... more>>
Two cops are talking: Why do you make your kid sleep in the closet? I can't hear him if he falls off the bed. A cop was cold, and his partner ask... more>>
Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom. Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two. She Reaches For A Cric... more>>
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live... more>>
Wife : kitchen se aji sunte ho aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue. Husband : tumne kaise jana Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi ... more>>
Different age groups: 1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam. 4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only tha... more>>
Policeman: I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night. Man: What's the charge officer? Policeman: Oh, there's no charge. It'... more>>
Side effect of excess study A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called: He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus ... more>>
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'... more>>
Newton's 17th law : In bed, its 6:00 am, if you close your eyes for 5 mins, its direct 7:45 . but . in lecture its 12:30, you close your eyes ... more>>
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: - I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone el... more>>
Aunty said to my Mom - " Meri ladki bata rahi thi k tumhara ladka raat 2-3 bje tak facebook use karta hai " . . . . . My mom simply said' " A... more>>
Interviewe: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!... more>>
""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga "" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just thr... more>>
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