Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm at "Bank"
Wife: Wow that's good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for
new shoes, 400...
Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied �It was wonderful, Every...
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station.
Both groups desperately try to prove ...
"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his
That's the power of Smile !!
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During ...
Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Los...
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like b...
Definition of Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the m...
A father wanted to teach his little son, the evils of alcohol. So, he put a worm in a
glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in ...
A wife to her husband:
Honey, what are you doing?
I'm reading our marriage certificate.
I'm looking for the expiry date..
I got whupped so much, sometimes I hated to see my mother coming. I'm having fun with
my brothers, my sisters, my friends -- my mother pulls up, and I...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her spe...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first h...
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and
open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly g...