Funny Jokes

Find a great collection of funny jokes that will have anyone laughing along.
Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teache... more>>
Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He d... more>>
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The u... more>>
Santa was driving car very fast. Traffic police caught him. Santa - Sir, I am learning driving. Police - Without Teacher? Santa - Yes, I am from I... more>>
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years: chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current i... more>>
Question: If you pour a handful of salt into a full glass of water does the water level go down, or does the glass overflow? If you start with pure... more>>
Students in a Biology class were taking their mock exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' Max was struggling to thin... more>>
Students in a Biology class at Wakeford School were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk". Gla... more>>
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know ... more>>
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that nights dinner on his way home. The husband arrive... more>>
Once there was a beautiful biologist who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her genetically enhanced... more>>
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That is disgusting, I wont even ans... more>>
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter! WAR... more>>
Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake... more>>
"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce." "Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May... more>>
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