Producer : Ambani Bros,
Director : Sonia & Sharad
Hero : Manmohan Singh.
Villian : Baba Ramdev & Anna Hazare
Supporting cast : Ashok Chavan, A...
After being chased from everywhere Sadaam went to Mumbai where he met Rani
So he greeted Rani "kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai"?
Rani "kya ba...
If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:
1. Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
2. English Babu Desi Mem.
3. Brain m...
Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya karo
Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki rac...
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
Idhar chala mai udhar chala
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Aa khusi se kudkushi...
Mausam ek dun Lul hoi gawa hai.
Sasura kabhi garmi lagat hai, to kabhi thanda.
Kaunho firki le raha hai, hum logan ka..
eee wrong number...
A few days later he got this reply:
Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondenc...
He arranged a press conference:
Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko America mein naukri mil
Everyone was deligh...
*Atomic weight: (don't even go there).Boils at nothing and may freeze at any
time.Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishan...
*Teacher: Did you finish you homework?
*Childern: Did you finish grading my test?
*Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade.
*childern: I ha...
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature. He d...
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The u...
Santa was driving car very fast.
Traffic police caught him.
Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.
Police - Without Teacher?
Santa - Yes, I am from I...
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years:
chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current i...
Question: If you pour a handful of salt into a full glass of water does the water
level go down, or does the glass overflow?
If you start with pure...