A wife to her husband:
Honey, what are you doing?
I'm reading our marriage certificate.
I'm looking for the expiry date..
I got whupped so much, sometimes I hated to see my mother coming. I'm having fun with
my brothers, my sisters, my friends -- my mother pulls up, and I...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her spe...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first h...
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and
open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly g...
It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended fr...
-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
-- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
-- It's funny -- we all thou...
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their
shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die fir...
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deac...
Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?...
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened.
The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up...
One night, God visits a preacher.
The preacher has one question, "What is Heaven like?"
God replies, "Heaven is like a city. It has the best of ...
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle and are captured
by a fierce tribe.
The chief tells them, "The bad news is tha...
Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.
The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "A...
A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog.
"Of course not," says the grandfather.
A few minutes later, his g...