Santa was driving car very fast.
Traffic police caught him.
Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.
Police - Without Teacher?
Santa - Yes, I am from I...
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years:
chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current i...
Question: If you pour a handful of salt into a full glass of water does the water
level go down, or does the glass overflow?
If you start with pure...
Students in a Biology class were taking their mock exam. The last question was,
'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.'
Max was struggling to thin...
Students in a Biology class at Wakeford School were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk".
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You
are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know ...
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic
vegetables for that nights dinner on his way home. The husband arrive...
Once there was a beautiful biologist who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but
no matter what she did, she couldn't get her genetically enhanced...
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when
excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That is disgusting, I wont even ans...
If government is going to put health warning labels on
beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he
happened to see a little snake...
"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the
other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May...
A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take he...
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed
to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applyin...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her "What happened?"
She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but in...