Girl: What happened?
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
Boy: I'll ask you something... and...
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you make them ...
If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my
mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 1...
Once a peon of an office trying to speak in English to a guest. Then the guest
appreciate him and told From where you have learned to talk English? ...
Please Don't Try This
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who i...
Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!! Though You Find Them
Difficult Enough because....
If You Praise Her... She Thinks You ...
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm at "Bank"
Wife: Wow that's good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for
new shoes, 400...
Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him "How do you feel?"
He replied �It was wonderful, Every...
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai.
They gather at Pune Railway Station.
Both groups desperately try to prove ...
"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his
That's the power of Smile !!
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During ...
Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Los...
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like b...
Definition of Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the m...