Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Los...
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don't love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like b...
Definition of Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the m...
A father wanted to teach his little son, the evils of alcohol. So, he put a worm in a
glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in ...
A wife to her husband:
Honey, what are you doing?
I'm reading our marriage certificate.
I'm looking for the expiry date..
I got whupped so much, sometimes I hated to see my mother coming. I'm having fun with
my brothers, my sisters, my friends -- my mother pulls up, and I...
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her spe...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first h...
If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and
open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly g...
It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended fr...
-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
-- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
-- It's funny -- we all thou...
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their
shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die fir...
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deac...
Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?...