A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take he...
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed
to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applyin...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her "What happened?"
She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but in...
A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbors dog starts barks and wakes
them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until yo...
There was three blondes stranded on a island far, far away. They saw a magic bottle
floating on the water. They retrieved it and they went ahead and r...
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in
a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were ...
1. Artery - The study of paintings.
2. Barium - What Doctors do when patients die.
3. Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.
A surgeon was giving a lecture on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, he said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the bl...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me a
prescription for the Pill."
"I don't think you need the Pill at your age."
"It relaxes me....
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a b...
A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on
in the shed. She could see the light was on from the bedroom win...
Question: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the...
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph
when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongs...
Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar
bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.
The next guy doesnot ...
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to sendflowers for
the occasion.They arrived at the new business site and theowner re...