I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on
Facebook, It will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke:
- Johnny, don't swallow me.
- Don't worry, teacher, ...
Manager: Okay team, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court.
And when I say a color, you run...
When Modi came face to face with Kejriwal, he said loudly: "Ab ki baar BJP
Kejriwal got angry and shouted:
"Ab ki baar to Aap ki hi s...
Cutest message ever:
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven.?
Everybody lift their hand except one small boy.
Teacher asks him Why...??...
Santa: Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Banta: Toh kya hua....
Us din pata chal jaayega ki,
Mohalle ki kaun k...
Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka
Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in ...
After interview .. Rahul gandhi went home , hugged her mother and said .. Mommy sab
syllabus ke bhaar ka questions tha ..
Sonia: How was the inter...
Arnab: What are you gonna eat tonight?
Pappu: To know that answer first you must know what is night. A night is something
that is not a day. Its no...
God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those
whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
If you spell 'Rajnikanth' wrong on Google
it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?"
It simply replies, Run while you still have the chance."
Ek shayar garibi se tang akar daku ban
Daqaiti karne 1 bank gaya aur kaha.
taqdir me jo hai wahi milega. Hands
up koi apni jagah s...
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman
aaey huay thay .
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya
Mehman: Thanda .
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?
Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!
Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta,...
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi!
Santa : Hahahahaha
Jailor: Kya hua, Hans kyun rahe ho?
Santa : Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje ...