TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!...
If ur world is spinning around
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
No Man no,
it's called High Blood Pressure...
question paper is leaking.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the ques...
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, `Take that sheep to the zoo, now.`
Next day the policeman sees the man...
Santa traveling in a train gets down in every station n buy ticket 4 next
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey ...
SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son"
I'm not married
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhu...
Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..
STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" ...
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to s...
Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX ...
A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference
between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.
The man replied, I am clarif...
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.....
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive...