A stupid man goes to the local restaurant, buys a
small drink for himself, and sits down to drink
it. He notices a peel-off prize sticker on the
side of his cup while he is drinking. After
pulling off the tab, he begins screaming, "I won a
motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's
impossible. The biggest prize given away was a
The man replies, "No. I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager makes his way over to
the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't
possibly have won a motor home because we didn't
have that as one of our prizes."
Again the man says, "There is no mistake! I won a
The man hands the prize ticket to the manager and
he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."