George W. Bush Was Passing Through An Airplane Terminal...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane
and he noticed an old man in a long white robe,
long white beard, long white hair and carrying two
tablets in his arms. He approached the man and
"Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to
and continued walking. George asked him again,
you Moses?" The old man continued ignoring him,
turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the
arm, looks him right in the eye and insists,
-- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "I'm not
shit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up
the desert for 40 years"