There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking
about the amount of
control they have over their wives. The third
remains silent. After a while, one of the first
two turned to the third and sez "Well... what
about you, what sort of control do you have over
your wife ?"
"Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my
wife came to me on her hands and knees." he
bragged and took another sip of beer.
His friends were amazed ! "What happened then
?" they asked, almost in unison.
"Well, then she said, 'Get the hell out from
under that bed and fight like a man !' " he