Been Married To Your Sister For Over 48 Years
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small
town congregation. Everyone started screaming and
running for the front church door, trampling each
other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly
gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the
man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
sister for over 48 years."