An 18 Year Old Italian Girl
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she
has missed her period for two months. Very
worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys
a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the
mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone
and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of
their house. A mature and distinguished man with
gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the
house.
He sits in the living room with the father,
mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good
morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay
all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is
born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house,
two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is
born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and
a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I
do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained
silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
and tells him, "Screw her again."