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English Jokes

This was in the "Bob Levey's Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the "Best T-shirts of the Summer" 1.... more>>
A man received two sweaters for Hanukkah from his mother. The Next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters. As he Enter... more>>
Air Disaster occurred today when a small two seater Cessena 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon outside Limerick. Local search ... more>>
It is not the sort of address most people would want but a group of English villagers has turned down a proposal to rename cow Shit lane. ... more>>
A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets Aussie farmer and get talking. The Aussie show big wheat field and the Texan say... more>>
An Oragnization is Like a Tree full Of Monkeys.. all On Diffirent Limbs, ... at Diffirent Levels... Some Climbing Up. The Monkeys On the Top ... more>>
The School Answering Machine No Wonder Some People Offened This message that the Marochydore High school Queens land Staff voted to record on thei... more>>
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, family was invited Over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Johnny's dad had a talk w... more>>
A Funeral Service is held for a woman who just passed away. they Accidentally Jump into a wall. They Open the basket and find that the Woman is a... more>>
The First Grade Teacher was Starting a new Lesson on Multi- Syllabus Words, She thought it would be a Good Idea to ask a few of the children exampl... more>>
I just got a Telegram that Private Jones" mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. So the Sergeant calls for his morni... more>>
The English Woman wrinkled her Nose and Snorted, "You Americans! Not only you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; ... more>>
An American Soldier, Serving in World War II, Just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been Gr... more>>
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally... more>>
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally... more>>
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