2 MEN TALKING1st:I am getting married because I am tired of eating
out,cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd:
Strange,I am taking divorce for sa...
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them an...
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband is liver
and wife is the kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver ...
Height Of A True Bad Luck.
A Guy And A Girl Met Last Time For Their Break-Up..
Girls Father Caught Them.
Now They Are A Married Couple....
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL! ...
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam ?
Son: No but the boy who ...
A very drunk man comes out of the bar
And sees another very drunk man,
He looks up in the sky and says,
"Is that the sun or the moon?"
A short walk is so Difficult
When no one walks with u.
But a long Journey is just like a
few steps when,
A street dog is runn...
An elderly married couple were walking in the park
The other day and noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,
Dad asking his 3 yrs son
You like brother baby or sister baby ?
Son: I Like Your Sister's baby !!:-)
Patient: Doctor, I think that I ve been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, ...
Husband: Sit down,
I ve got something to tell you.
Wife: What is it?
Husband: I took $50 out of your purse last night.
Wife: Thank god! I ...
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked,Why aren t you married? Can t you find a woman
who will be a good wife ?
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies
Warrior: I am going to .... YES YES.
Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother.
After poor performance in IPL 2010, Saurabh Ganguly wears a SALWAR
-KAMEEZ, covers face wid shawl n sits in a bus next to a girl……
Girl: Are u ...