English Jokes

A knight and his men return to their castle after a hard day of fighting. 'How are we faring?' asks the king. 'Sire,' replies the knight. 'I ha... more>>
Scenario : Johnny takes apart several leftover fireworks from Guy Fawkes night, puts them in a paint tin and blows up a wasp's nest. 1957 - All... more>>
An unemployed biologist was having considerable difficulty in finding a new job. He finally saw an ad in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo... more>>
It is well known that the blood contains white cells and red cells. But it is not so well known that white cells come in husband and wife forms. E... more>>
The largest of the whales is the blue whale. It's little surprise that this currently the biggest animal on the planet. One image to with is that ... more>>
A little girl called Martha was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a h... more>>
A game that these dolphins like to play is 'bubble ring'. What they do (you could imitate underwater) is purse their lips. that you are about to ... more>>
Working on your Ph.D.? You might see it as a monumental task, but don't sweat it. Make the process easier by using these 10 trusty techniqes: 1... more>>
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nea... more>>
A couple was having dinner at a restaurant... As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let's eat! Wife: Honey, you sa... more>>
A senior citizen drive his brand new BMW out the car sales room . Taking off down the motor-way , he floored it to 90 , enjoying the wind blowing ... more>>
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words Complete and Finished. Some people say there is n... more>>
A civilized fight between husband & wife... Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what You are And once You know what You are Then the... more>>
A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army! Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, r... more>>
If we analyze the expressions of our Mast Maula Back- Bencher Students, Then We can relate them to Some Bollywood Songs. School : " Ye Duniya Ye... more>>
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