English Jokes

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served 
in the Philippines during the war, 
I chose ... more>>
A physicist,a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street... more>>
A stockbroker says to his colleague, "I don't think this line of work is for you. You just keep losing money all the time." "You're right," he repl... more>>
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that... more>>
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch'... more>>
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble. 2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as ... more>>
Once a master was dying. He was worried about how his three disciples would find a new master. If he said, go to such and such. it would have been... more>>
. Ration Card .Water bill (not older than 3 months) . Telephone bill of fixed line (not older than 3 months) . Electricity bill of state company ... more>>
. Valid Driving License . Valid Arm License . Election Commission Card . Valid Passport . Photo I Card having Address . Any other document contai... more>>
Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old... more>>
You've been programming too long when: When you are counting objects, you count in hexidecimal. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is... more>>
When one wishes to unlock a door but only has one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law) A door will snap shut only w... more>>
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch the registration table to... more>>
A lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?" Sh... more>>
A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must b... more>>
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