Doctor Henderson spoke very seriously to Old Terry, 'I'm afraid I have some bad news
and some worse news for you, Terry.'
'Tell me the worse news fir...
Dan arrives at the private hospital in Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and is rushed in
quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash.
The operation go...
Doctor Larmer commented on Peter's, extraordinarily ruddy complexion.
'High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family,' laughed Peter.
An elderly gentleman named Morris had had considerable hearing problems for a number
of years. Naturally, Morris went to his doctor and the doctor wa...
Hazel went to her family physician with her crying baby. Doctor Cassidy diagnosed
right away that the baby had an earache and he wrote a prescription ...
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated
by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
bus seats are uncomfort...
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends...
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks
in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used
by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has...
Wanted For Attemped Murder(actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San
Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nea...
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painfu...
A woman, calling the hospital, said, "Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting
The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is th...
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all
the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurr...
What Is It Called?
1. The practice of eating insects is called entomophagy.
Most insects are edible. There are 1,462 recorded species of edible inse...