2 MEN TALKING
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am taking divorce ...
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love...
God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law....
How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
'I Love you too (GAME OVER!)
Heights of :-
Lungi with a zip.
Asking lift for morning walk.
Get blank paper xerox.
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??
Dr: Well, We d fill a BathTub & give...
A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next
What Indian cricketers think about 'DO Vs DIE' ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: Do ...
Two old people, a man and a woman,
walk into a hospital. The doctor says
to the old man: "I'll need a urine
sample, a feces sample, and a blood ...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives
in front, husbands in back. Herb says to
Sam:" Gee, we went to a new restaurant last
night and had t...
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and
saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full mo...
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned ...
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to
buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?...