Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
whos Girl Friend is
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
"Don't whistle at the girl going out from here,
She might b ur grand...
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend's Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
A Simple fact:
Boys Can Never B
3 Things In Life:
There Is Always
A Better Model
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISS...
Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.
Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.
May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.
Rajnikanth Doesn't need any introduction. He is a Superstar in Indian Film Industry.
There are many jokes on him. Here is the list of top 25 one-liner...
Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Santa Singh vs Preeto Kaur
Judge : I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife a...
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music...
Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:
Change cannot be given to you every time !
You must bring the change !
Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
Boy bought a gift for his
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Our Phones: Wireless
Flipkart made billions by making a billion people fool on this day!
Some nice jokes on flipkart services were trending on twitter and facebook.
Boy: Hey !
Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
Girl: Aww How cute !
Boy: Ya ! But ...