English Jokes

Shortly there after God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be Excited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He... more>>
The home owner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the cloth. The had been putting off for weeks. He had cleaned the ... more>>
A old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent, I want to sell my G-d dam-n house. To which the a stonished female agent repli... more>>
Three friends are telling stories in a bar. Danny leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, I was worried that my son was... more>>
Bill and Barbara went out for dinner to celebrate their 50th anniversary. After a couple of glasses of wine, Bill asks Barbara,have you ever cheated d... more>>
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not ... more>>
President obama was came out with a New Programme to aid who are having a problem with making payments. The name of the bills is interest and s... more>>
an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't hav... more>>
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing A... more>>
Flight fifty has a pretty trough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belt... more>>
Us air recently introduced a special half wive accompanied their husbands on bussiness trips.Expecting valuable testimonial, the PR depertment sent o... more>>
**It seens the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of shields on airplanes. The device is a gun that... more>>
Medical Alert about a Highly Dangerous Virus Called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (Work). If u come in contact with this WorkVirus u should i... more>>
*At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he begining paying her court and flattering her out range serio... more>>
*At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Sadamm Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam w... more>>
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