Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and sai...
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to
One million copies of a new book sold
In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title.
'An idea,that can change your WIFE'
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman....
When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you di...
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
"The Mercedes bends" ;->...
One day one king and queen
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached king without...
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeep...
A teacher asks her students if they`re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except
for one student.
`Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?`
A little boy asks a driver :
- Could you give me a ride, please? I'm late for school.
- But I'm heading in the opposite direction, son.
- Even b...
A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he`s worry about
The doctor suggests, `Eat two pounds of stewed tom...
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Man: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Man: Before the shop opene...
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another....
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."...