My high school assignment
was to ask a veteran about
World War II. Since my father had served
in the Philippines
during the war,
I chose ...
A physicist,a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a
bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on
the other side of the street...
A stockbroker says to his colleague, "I don't think this line of
work is for you. You just keep losing money all the time."
"You're right," he repl...
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races.
The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The
analyst was sceptical, saying that...
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog
called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a
stockbroker who, through an evil witch'...
1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.
2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in
the bag and expose the money-lender as ...
Once a master was dying. He was worried about how his
three disciples would find a new master. If he said, go to
such and such. it would have been...
. Ration Card
.Water bill (not older than 3 months)
. Telephone bill of fixed line (not older than 3 months)
. Electricity bill of state company ...
. Valid Driving License
. Valid Arm License
. Election Commission Card
. Valid Passport
. Photo I Card having Address
. Any other document contai...
Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys
to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to
a guy and a very old...
You've been programming too long when:
When you are counting objects, you count in hexidecimal.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is...
When one wishes to unlock a door but only has one hand
free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.
(Von fumbles law)
A door will snap shut only w...
Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village to
scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch
the registration table to...
A lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten
cap.All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a
A local business was looking for office help and put up a
sign saying: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be
good with a computer and must b...