Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife:Why r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: I...
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I
followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words...
When young F. W. Woolworth was a store clerk, he tried to convince his boss to have a
ten-cent sale to reduce inventory.
The boss agreed, and the id...
A man calls home from work and a strange woman answers.
The man says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answers the woman.
"We don't have...
stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the
train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We ...
One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat.
"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter
being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education t...
Herbert MillingtonChair - Search Committee, Whitson University, College Hill, MA
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 1...
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she
said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote this down an...
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he
had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a li...
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up
the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager ...
A passenger tap on the shoulder of cab driver to ask a question. The driver screamed,
lost control and dashed to divider. He asked the passenger not t...
A Texan was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student and
asked, "Do you know where the library is at?" "I sure do," replied the...
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cyc...
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a Box of tampons and
proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the ...