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Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man: "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood ... more>>
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam:" Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and had t... more>>
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full mo... more>>
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager: - "Got any fresh fruit?" - "No." - "Got any fresh vegetables?" - "No. We have only canned ... more>>
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?" ... more>>
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only o... more>>
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?... more>>
1. Love each other.. 2. Don't lie.. 3. Keep communication open.. 4. Stay sweet.. 5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving.. 6. Never talk about ... more>>
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies... more>>
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . ... more>>
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after t... more>>
A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to ... more>>
A Belated Teachers' Day Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz . . . . BUNK d Cl... more>>
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR... more>>
The Whatsappia disease!! 1) Waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is check your WhatsApp! 2) Checking peoples "last seen" and judging ... more>>
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