The Murder Of English Language
1. Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday
rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette?"
2. Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and
fall in the dustbin!"
3. Once Hindi teacher said.... "I'm going out of
the world to America."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise
teeth and all will be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the afternoon when the
teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on,
but there was some problem. and then she said "
why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious mood... write down your
name and father of your name!!
8. "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving
9. My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu,
Married with two kids"
10. "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I
WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is
to study my son and marry my daughter".
13. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother
14. "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside
when I am in the class?!"
15. Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote
wrong code.. "I understand. You understand.
Computer how understand??
16. Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher
told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal
has passed away".
17. Once Teacher Told "If you Talk So Loudly I
Will Stand Uping you"
18. Teacher to students: Don't spit outside, the
understanding people will suffer.
19. I have 3 daughters, all are girls.
20. This is what my manager said, "Peoples, please
sit down and take your seats".