16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I wil...
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was
time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the
The boy stop...
Is the best Answer
for all questions
Is the best Reaction
in all situations
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIV...
Boy went to a Girl's house to tell his feelings for her
He took a lotus for proposing
But her mom opened the door &
all he could say was:
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: All below 'C' level
Various Explanations To Why "Chicken Crossed The Road"
TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the ...
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school
in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as
was the ...
Two economists were walking down the street when they noticed two women yelling
across the street at each other from their apartment windows.
5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.
4. Call me any time. I'm always available.
3. It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.
The Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. The students echoed back to
him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."
The professor says, "I w...
The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the
country. Count down to #1...
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tig...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping
carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manag...
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They
were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls....
These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Water is compo...