Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
Mathematical Rule of Dieting: If you drink a diet soda and eat a chocolate bar, the
calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. Inte...
Theory Of Students...!!!
Starting Of The Academic Year - I Can Top The Class This Year..
Half Year Away From Exams - I'm Sure I Can Be In Top 10...
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born.
Few friends were drinking whisky, suddenly the phone, kept on the table rang.
Girl: Darling, I am out for shopping and I saw a gold ...
Did you study for the test?
Nerd: "All week long!"
Normal people: "I read one chapter..."
Back Bencher: "Are you kidding me? What test?! "
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher.
"I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."
I am a college student.
I've missed class to watch Jenny Jones. I've partied until 7 in the morning. I live
for Southpark and Sportscenter.
To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________
I think my grade in your course,________...
Twas the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Pretend to talk...
The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How
does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost...
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The
night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night...
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking
with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his frien...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske...