The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How
does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost...
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The
night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night...
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking
with his legs spread apart.
One of the students said to his frien...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske...
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I wil...
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was
time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the
The boy stop...
Is the best Answer
for all questions
Is the best Reaction
in all situations
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIV...
Boy went to a Girl's house to tell his feelings for her
He took a lotus for proposing
But her mom opened the door &
all he could say was:
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: All below 'C' level
Various Explanations To Why "Chicken Crossed The Road"
TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the ...
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school
in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as
was the ...
Two economists were walking down the street when they noticed two women yelling
across the street at each other from their apartment windows.
5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.
4. Call me any time. I'm always available.
3. It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.
The Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. The students echoed back to
him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."
The professor says, "I w...