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College Jokes

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe ke liye 1 taraf CAKE aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka. D... more>>
An economics major guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend asks, "How so?" "My hair line is ... more>>
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he ... more>>
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon. Senior: Is never out of bed before noon. Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut. S... more>>
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time ... more>>
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this po... more>>
M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend." "Have some fries." Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend." "Have some fries." ... more>>
A high school student is in the counselor's office. "So tell me, what things interest you?" "I'd like to cut people open and run my fingers through t... more>>
A student burst into his professor's office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replie... more>>
Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which class it belongs to? Answer: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If i... more>>
Ivan Ivanovich, the great Russian scientist decides to do an experiment to know how fast a thermometer falls down. He takes a thermometer and a light,... more>>
At New York's Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in poss... more>>
1. Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette?" 2. Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and f... more>>
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent s... more>>
Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose? Student: I shall definitely cho... more>>
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