Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe ke liye 1 taraf CAKE aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka.
An economics major guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is ...
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was
late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he ...
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.
Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student.
Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time ...
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med
student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this po...
M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
"Have some fries."
Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
"Have some fries."
A high school student is in the counselor's office. "So tell me, what things interest
"I'd like to cut people open and run my fingers through t...
A student burst into his professor's office and says; "Professor Stigler, I don't
believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replie...
Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which class it
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
Ivan Ivanovich, the great Russian scientist decides to do an experiment to know how
fast a thermometer falls down. He takes a thermometer and a light,...
At New York's Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public
school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in poss...
1. Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling
2. Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and f...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once;
he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent s...
Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge. You have to take one of them.
Which one you should choose?
Student: I shall definitely cho...