College Jokes

Ek subject par wo marta tha books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha , jab bhi milta tha mujhse pucha karta tha ki pas kaise hote hai . aur mai sirf yah... more>>
1. Love K (percentage) % Check Karne Wali Game. 2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali Gayi Ink. 3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K Liye Likhi Gai Batein. ... more>>
1) Sometimes I think to write Love Letter at the end of every answer in exams 2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super na... more>>
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied everything for exam . . 4th to 6th class - hey ! That question was very hard so i leave only that question 7th... more>>
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of... more>>
Class Room is Like a Train ... . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . . Next Two Benches r General coach . . . Then . Last Tw... more>>
Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. First friend: Which paper was it?? Second friend: I guess it was ... more>>
Students behavior in different class: 1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt... more>>
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . Subah Subah Jaldi Uth Nahaane Ko Dil Karta Hai, School Dress Pehanne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . .! Aaj Fir L... more>>
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOY ... more>>
During MBBS final exam: Examiner asked me which contraceptive method hv 100% success rate? I answered : "HANDS" He slaped me infront of 20 g... more>>
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir... more>>
1 bar exam mein Question tha: Challenge kise kehte hai? Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paq likha.. Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas ka... more>>
A student asked a teacher (while collecting assignments): Student: is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the h... more>>
Never ask a lady about her age! Never ask a man about his salary! And now-a-days .... Never ask a student about his percentage .... Because it h... more>>
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