A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
1 bar exam mein Question tha:
Challenge kise kehte hai?
Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paq likha..
Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas ka...
A student asked a teacher (while collecting assignments):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the h...
Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
Because it h...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske...
Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students students are
Medical college Principal called the students & asked to j...
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
But In College If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. Itís time to go to college!
But why, Mom? I donít want to go.
Give me two rea...
Lab khamosh ho jate hai,
Jab tum samne aate ho,
dil dhadakte hai
jab nigah milate ho,
saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho,
BHOOT ho kya?
A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about
to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasu...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye was admitted to Oxford University, and was now
living in his first year of residence there. His clan was very e...
A student didn't know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on t...
25. In high school, you do homework. In college, you study.
24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must be provided
These are actual student evaluation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation
guide in the fall semester of 1991.
"This class was a religious ex...