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College Jokes

Class Room is Like a Train ... . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . . Next Two Benches r General coach . . . Then . Last Tw... more>>
Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.. First friend: Which paper was it?? Second friend: I guess it was ... more>>
Students behavior in different class: 1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt... more>>
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . Subah Subah Jaldi Uth Nahaane Ko Dil Karta Hai, School Dress Pehanne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . .! Aaj Fir L... more>>
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College? The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOY ... more>>
During MBBS final exam: Examiner asked me which contraceptive method hv 100% success rate? I answered : "HANDS" He slaped me infront of 20 g... more>>
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir... more>>
1 bar exam mein Question tha: Challenge kise kehte hai? Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paq likha.. Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas ka... more>>
A student asked a teacher (while collecting assignments): Student: is teacher earning money ? Teacher: Yes, of course! Student: geeeez! We do the h... more>>
Never ask a lady about her age! Never ask a man about his salary! And now-a-days .... Never ask a student about his percentage .... Because it h... more>>
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske... more>>
Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students students are fearless. Medical college Principal called the students & asked to j... more>>
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabu... more>>
In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Last Bench.. But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench. ... more>>
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. Its time to go to college! But why, Mom? I dont want to go. Give me two rea... more>>
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