Class Room is Like a Train ...
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Next Two Benches r General coach
Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands..
First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was ...
Students behavior in different class:
1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.
4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt...
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai. . .
Subah Subah Jaldi Uth Nahaane Ko Dil Karta Hai,
School Dress Pehanne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . .!
Aaj Fir L...
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOY
During MBBS final exam:
Examiner asked me which contraceptive method hv 100% success rate?
I answered :
He slaped me infront of 20 g...
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
1 bar exam mein Question tha:
Challenge kise kehte hai?
Santa ne pura paper khali chhodkar last page paq likha..
Apne Baap ki aulaad hai to paas ka...
A student asked a teacher (while collecting assignments):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the h...
Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
Because it h...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher aske...
Medical & Engineering College Principals argued that their students students are
Medical college Principal called the students & asked to j...
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
But In College If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. Itís time to go to college!
But why, Mom? I donít want to go.
Give me two rea...