A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says,
"I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to...
1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home who cooks from time to time
cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to have a woman, who can m...
A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening. As he comes out of his
office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified...
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this.. Looking for man with
these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away from - is ...
the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets
double." The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you
kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He went over, picked ...
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He
was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and ...
A new teacher, trying to make use of her psychology courses, started her class by
saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few ...
TEACHER: "If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces,
what would I get?"
TEACHER: "Right. Now if I divided the quarters aga...
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said n...
A child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because o...
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry without reasonand
3. Wife about to get angry & looking fo...
Modern krishna to radha..
Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori.
Jyada line mat mar.
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, Husband said:The Food looks delicious, lets eat.Wife: Honey..
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
John: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,she goes
anytime,anywhere without telling...