Night was dark
Moon was high
Boy stopped bike
Girl asked why
He came close
She felt shy
& he said
DhAKKA MAAR Heroine
Petrol khatam ho gaya...
girls heart is like water
Boys heart is like mobile
Water falls on mobile
Mobile falls in water
The damage is for mobile only.
Kitna bhi chaho
na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Yaadein meri magar
Kya sapno se juda kar paoge hu...
Hum tere sath chalenge
tu chale na chale
tera har dard sahenge
tu kahe ya na kahe
hum chahte hai ki
tum sada khush raho
hum chahe rahe ya na r...
Log Kehte Firte Hai
Jise Hum Pyaar Karte
Hai Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai
Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai
Pyaar Karta Houn Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se
bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh ab...
You know what I really dislike?
That lonely feeling. That feeling that you get when all you want to do is talk to the
person you love but they get bu...
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and
Aaj ka suvichaar: A positive attitude
may not solve
all your problems,
but it annoys enough
people to make it worthwhile...Good morning!!...
Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..
IIT me bhejke kejriwal....
Examiner:you are under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's cheating mater...
Why engineers don't study whole year and spend night Before exam?
Because kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza ...
Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019... and slogan is: "Tufaan ke baad
boonda-bandi, abki baar Rahul Gandhi"...
Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight.
King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!"
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!