Reaching the End of a job interview, the Human Resources
Officer asks a young Engineer Fresh out of the
Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "A...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then
suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought: "Ok.I'll let him
pass, there's no hurry. Two...
A Superintending Engineer (S. E.) of the CPWD was
inspecting the furniture section. He wanted to test the
knowledge of his subordinates.
Neta ji gaon mein sabha karne ja rahe the lekin gaon se pehle
hi unki car ke neeche ek kutta aa gaya.
Kutta mar gaya lekin car bhi accident ki waja...
There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.
They wanted to free Bihar from India.
Ram bhaiya raised a point...,
"We may take Bihar from...
If Congress Wins Next LokSabha Election.
Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
* If it wasn't Crushed, it wouldn't have been Called a 'Crush'!
* Don't feel Everything is pink, 'pink' is a shade of 'red'!
* There is no Time B...
I have one.
You have one.
Your mother uses your father's one
and your auntie uses your uncle's one.
A married lady would acquire one.
But a ...
Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a
shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will
bet you $100 against on...
ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point
ECONOMISTS do it cyclically
ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgecworth Box
ECONOMISTS do it on demand
ECONOMISTS do it ...
Econometricians do it if they can identify it. Applied
econometricians do it even if they can't.
Economists do it with Slut Sky Matrices.
Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):
What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
Your Wife ?...
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are
walking down the road. They get across shit lying on the as
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do
two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The
interviewer asks "Four, ex...
An Elderly Economics Professor is Standing at the shallow
end of the campus pool. A Code standing at the deep end
taking pictures. She suddenly dr...