Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Naughty Kid: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.
It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front
of his head, itis because h...
Pilot to tower . pilot to tower . I am 300 miles from land .
600 feet over water . and running out of fuel . please instruct! Tower to pilot .
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.
However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.
"Why did you d...
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter
and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find...
"First," said the playboy,
"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to d...
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of
balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the
check you wrote to the...
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the
White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street
interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.
"I'm not voting for any of the ca...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. ...
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says,
"I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away,
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new
born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father t...
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?
He enters a duck.
How can you tell if a Pole is present?
He bets money on the duck.
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned to
his office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of his
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and
said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"