Short Jokes

Bored of reading long jokes..?? Here is the huge collection of short jokes.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Naughty Kid: The future tense is "u will go to jail". ... more>>
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning. It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, itis because h... more>>
Pilot to tower . pilot to tower . I am 300 miles from land . 600 feet over water . and running out of fuel . please instruct! Tower to pilot . towe... more>>
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you d... more>>
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find... more>>
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to d... more>>
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. "The bank returned the check you wrote to the... more>>
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the countr... more>>
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the ca... more>>
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. ... more>>
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away, ... more>>
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father t... more>>
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. H... more>>
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned to his office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of his coyo... more>>
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I th... more>>
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