A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said n...
A child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because o...
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry without reasonand
3. Wife about to get angry & looking fo...
Modern krishna to radha..
Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori.
Jyada line mat mar.
Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, Husband said:The Food looks delicious, lets eat.Wife: Honey..
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
John: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,she goes
anytime,anywhere without telling...
The captain was looking for new blood for his side.
"O.K. " he said to one new member,
"What are you like at wicket-keeping?"
"Possible," said t...
Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai
Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
The wicket-keeper had a high opinion of himself and was very free with his advice to
the captain.'You know, he said, You have picked two men who shou...
Two old cricketers were talking in the club.
'What was your highest score?' 'A hundred and ten not out.'
'Mine was a hundred and twenty not out'. ...
Just before the match, the secretary received a message in his office from the
turnstiles. There's an umpire down here with two friends. Wants to know...
In a local match, the umpire was being the crowd.
At length he walked over to the boundary and set down next to his chief critic.
"What are you doi...
The captain was talking to the umpire.
'Now when you're out there,
I expect you to be perfectly fair and stick to the rules.
But I had like to po...
It was the convicts' cricket match.
The fast bowler whizzed down a screamer which just missed,but a bail gently toppled
Not out, protested th...
Two rival teams were playing and local feeling was running high.
The teams umpire called the two captains together before the game and said,