Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like
forever. He'd waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing.
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when
all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close.
"Oh, no, it's my husband!"
A Blind Mans Sport
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were ...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the
night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. "Oh honey", said the
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent
marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This
It was a stifling hot day and Mr Ryan fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.
Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a well dressed wo...
Earlier this year Winston lost his ear. Luck would have it that it was replaced, with
a pigs ear, by doctors. They cut it to size and made it look mor...
Peter, an 82 year-old man, went to see Doctor Lucan to have a full physical
A few days later, Dr Lucan saw Peter walking through the villag...
Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.
When they got back, Jessica immediately phoned her mother and her m...
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the
man after helping him with his luggage.
- Anything else?
- NO, thanks,
- Maybe, yo...
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.
His tears are streaming down his cheeks.
An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him....
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As
they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend
had proposed but she had turned him down because she found
out he was an atheist, and ...
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving
home from work.
As he was tuning in to the evening news, the phone ...
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An
officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did ...