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A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It ... more>>
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't b... more>>
This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following. Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar. H... more>>
This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days. The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper s... more>>
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and... more>>
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time ta... more>>
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he ... more>>
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, o... more>>
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. ... more>>
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake... more>>
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants ha... more>>
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and roomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Rev... more>>
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithfu... more>>
There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "... more>>
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his do... more>>
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