A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven'...
A Spiritual Thought...Read carefully
Good day is not created by GOD........
Nor is designed by our parents...
A little kid is tossing a nickel in the air and catching it in his mouth...
The little kid says "Hey dad watch this!" and does it again. This time ...
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry
the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear ...
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Mus...
Teacher to class, "What does your Dad do at the Weekends?"
A little boy replies, " He is a dancer at a Gay club, and sometimes, if the money s
Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel
fresh to listen your nonstop talks...
Love him if he looks at a...
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
During the economy crisis in Greece two local businessmen chat:
- Do you pay for your employees?
- Nope, haven't paid them for months.
- But they s...
Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the
doctor hands him a pill that looks big enough to choke a horse.
"Where's the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was
getting a shave.
Hadn't you heard about Bill? said the barber. ...
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
Daughter: Are my eyes big as to...
When do two functions fight?
“When they have arguments”
When is a function a bad investment?
“When there’s no return”
What did the suicidal fu...
A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospita) with Wife, Kids
and Nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali...
At A ‘PAKISTAN’ Bus Stand,
An American Doctor got Heart Attack after Reading a Book's Name..!!
Guess The Name Of that Book..??