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Heights of :- 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip. 2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk. 3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox. 4) Hope? A... more>>
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ?? Dr: Well, We d fill a BathTub & give... more>>
A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: wh... more>>
What Indian cricketers think about 'DO Vs DIE' .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: Do ... more>>
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man: "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood ... more>>
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to Sam:" Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night and had t... more>>
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Banta: That is nothing, I saved full mo... more>>
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager: - "Got any fresh fruit?" - "No." - "Got any fresh vegetables?" - "No. We have only canned ... more>>
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?" ... more>>
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only o... more>>
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?... more>>
1. Love each other.. 2. Don't lie.. 3. Keep communication open.. 4. Stay sweet.. 5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving.. 6. Never talk about ... more>>
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies... more>>
After 0ur Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You . ... more>>
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after t... more>>
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