Heights of :-
Lungi with a zip.
Asking lift for morning walk.
Get blank paper xerox.
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ??
Dr: Well, We d fill a BathTub & give...
A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next
What Indian cricketers think about 'DO Vs DIE' ..
Ganguly: Do or die.
Sehwag: Do before you die.
Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: Do ...
Two old people, a man and a woman,
walk into a hospital. The doctor says
to the old man: "I'll need a urine
sample, a feces sample, and a blood ...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives
in front, husbands in back. Herb says to
Sam:" Gee, we went to a new restaurant last
night and had t...
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and
saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full mo...
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned ...
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to
buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and
asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?...
1. Love each other..
2. Don't lie..
3. Keep communication open..
4. Stay sweet..
5. When you get hurt, focus on forgiving..
6. Never talk about
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies...
After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You .
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after t...