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English Jokes

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes n... more>>
This is a very effective video. By now the dangers of texting while driving are obvious. But if you need any more convincing, this camera ad from Volk... more>>
who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a trial. It was nearly 4:00 p.m. and getting a would take time, so... more>>
So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The ne... more>>
She the plot on Monday, the soil was rich and fine But she forgot to put the dinner on, so out we went to dine. She planted roses Tuesday, she says ... more>>
10.You rejoice in rain...even after 10 straight days of it. 9.You have pride in how bad your hands look. 8.You have a decorative compose container o... more>>
The best way to garden is to put on a wide hat and some old clothes. And with a in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to... more>>
One day,Buddha was walking from one town to another with a few of his followers. While they were traveling, they happened to pass by a lake. They s... more>>
Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a wa... more>>
The docter was able to have fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.the elderly gentle man went back in a month to... more>>
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick... more>>
The not necessarily well-prepared student in his life science classroom starting at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Giv... more>>
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Banaras Hindu University grade their final exams: Dept Of Statistics: All grades are plotted along ... more>>
*A Man was talking down the street .when a particularly dirtyand shabby looking homeless man asked him for a couple of dollar for dinner .The m... more>>
The Americans were desperates .they had 3 great player of the Bermuda bowl world champion ship but could not find a suitable 4th . finally in th... more>>
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