A father came home from a long business trip to find his son
riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the
money for the bike? It ...
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local
brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't b...
This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago
related the following. Apparently another student was a bit of
a braggar. H...
This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall
in my undergrad days. The food service used opaque plastic salt and
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal
and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a
long white beard, long white hair and...
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time ta...
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how
to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of
control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, o...
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known
Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched
out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an
Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same
job and both applicants ha...
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and
roomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Rev...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly
stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's
absence after so many years of faithfu...
There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she
say's "my hands are
really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "...
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could
a larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his do...