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English Jokes

Santa-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa -If only the winner will get the cup, why r others run... more>>
Husband (watching a video): Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw da... more>>
Saddam Hussein of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should ... more>>
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of ayoung Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were some... more>>
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.Ray listened patiently. "T... more>>
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mothe... more>>
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't b... more>>
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that ... more>>
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed to ... more>>
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It ... more>>
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait." "But there's lots of girls that aren't b... more>>
This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following. Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar. H... more>>
This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days. The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper s... more>>
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and... more>>
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time ta... more>>
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