On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviousl...
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of
golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the ...
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant
nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours
to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,
The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess;
the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
(basketball players only)...
Doctor Henderson spoke very seriously to Old Terry, 'I'm afraid I have some bad news
and some worse news for you, Terry.'
'Tell me the worse news fir...
Dan arrives at the private hospital in Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and is rushed in
quickly for surgery after his appalling car crash.
The operation go...
Doctor Larmer commented on Peter's, extraordinarily ruddy complexion.
'High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family,' laughed Peter.
An elderly gentleman named Morris had had considerable hearing problems for a number
of years. Naturally, Morris went to his doctor and the doctor wa...
Hazel went to her family physician with her crying baby. Doctor Cassidy diagnosed
right away that the baby had an earache and he wrote a prescription ...
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated
by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The
bus seats are uncomfort...
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends...