English Jokes

Dogs Always thinks you are smart and dont make fun of your short coming. Dogs spends less time worrying about hair loss. Dogs are rarely jea... more>>
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the buttler comes up to her and says: - Why did you have to bring a pig in with you? The lady answers: ... more>>
Capacity of vodka in IT style: 0.10 l - demo version; 0.25 l - trial version; 0.50 l - personal edition; 0.70 l - professional edition; 1.00 l - ... more>>
Selection of candidates takes place at U.S. Secret Service. The first applicant comes and stands in front of the Commission. The Chairman asks: - S... more>>
Sir Mandela is Enjoying a Hearty breakfast-becon , egg, coffee, Croissant, toast, butter, jam etc. when sir Bush chewgum , sits Next to him and star... more>>
Q-You are in a boat in middle of river. You have 2 candles & have to light any 1 candle. You dont have any thingh width you in the boat. How to do ... more>>
1) Waiting for the lecture to end 2) Stop laughing at teacher... 3) Controlling sleep in class 4) Attending class without bunking 5) Studying 6... more>>
this is date wonderful time when some years back, d most exciting things of our lives used to happening. "Our school used to re-open...!!!" For a mo... more>>
They are get drunk up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night befo... more>>
Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is ni... more>>
The dealer tells him to keep a jar of Vaseline handy to on the chrome before it rains to prevent rusting. A few months later, the young man's girlfrie... more>>
He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it... more>>
He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to was anyone, so he takes off h... more>>
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman, and while looking out of the window on to the... more>>
The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised.He her on the shoulder and said.. "I don't want to sca... more>>
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