English Jokes

An cricketer hit an astonishing 42 runs in one over. Jonathan Hughes, 29, from Cookridge, Leeds, achieved the feat in only his second innings for ... more>>
In one of the most frightening exhibitions of fast bouncing bowling ever seen at Old Trafford occurred in 1948 during the England -v- Australia T... more>>
Chen was extremely hungry, so he left work and went to a local snack bar where he bought a cake. When Chen had eaten the cake, he found that he wa... more>>
After football fans in Brazil were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host t... more>>
The Photographer was Positioning my New Husband and me for Our Wedding Photos when he asked. Have You ever Modeled ? My cheeks instantly tur... more>>
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men ... more>>
The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. he began in his best pr... more>>
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a c... more>>
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am never going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She d... more>>
"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes? ... more>>
Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats last longer. Boats don't get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats ... more>>
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every... more>>
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to kno... more>>
The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally... more>>
My Uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war, and his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a ca... more>>
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